I drive home and see billboards on the roadside owned by Viacom. I turn on my TV and MTV is showing me everything but music. I flip to VH1 and it is the same shit. I say fuck Viacom and click off the tube....until my daughter comes in the room and clicks on Nickelodian (sp) owned by Viacom...u see a trend here? I walk out of my the room and decide to watch some sports on CBS in my own bedroom. They too are owned by Viacom. Damn...can a guy just get some decent programming here? Maybe something educational like watching JEOPARDY will chill me out. Oh, Kingworld produces it and it is owned by Viacom? Shit.I flip channels and see tits and ass on Showtime....hmmm Viacom. Keep flipping past UPN,BET and Spike TV which are owned by (everybody now)VIACOM and i finnaly decide to just kill the damn TV. I ask my lil girl if she would like to play some video games....she pulls out her favorite:Spongebob Square pants. His daddy is named Viacom. Hmmmm nevermind sweetie lets go rent a movie....oh, how about Viacom owned Blockbuster video? nah.... lets get some fresh air...ahh good idea. Wanna go to the amusement park?? Sure daddy lets go to Paramounts Great America and get on the rides!!!!!.....sure why not, Viacom owns them to....

and they own me, you, and my parents who watch Nick at Night.